Lefty

What comes at you that you do not expect?
Are you the person that only deals with normal occurrences? What would you tell God if you inadvertently were forced to meet him tonight? Standing on the carpet. It is such a unique feeling to search the ceiling for words that just won't seem to come to mind quickly. Stop yourself, look straight ahead, tell them only what you know and don't make it up. If there is anything that you have lied about tell the truth because all your cards are face up. What would you do if a woman you felt good about suddenly told she loved you in the laundrymat? Did you make your bed this morning when all of the sudden the swimsuit model asks to go back to your apartment and if she finds a dump you've got no chance? Did you prepare for an essay question on the multiple choice quiz? Did they wake you up without your boots because terrorists are lobbing self propelled grenades into your compound, or was it you that said the sacrament over them in mourning because they made the mistake of underestimating your dedication? Do you want to call it quits because you failed to anticipate the possibilites or are you still friends because you loved her for who she is? Are you angry at the man that does the most difficult job in the world just because your parents told you that he is an idiot or have you analyzed the data yourself? Do you have sympathy for someone in over his head or do you blame him for doing the best he can? Could you do better if you had the job and what does that say about your ego? Do you always think about your wife when you get aroused? Does it really matter where you got your appetite? Are you dreaming of another life while you take care of the tasks in the one you currently lead? Have you ever been to Monterey and if you have to ask why I would ask that question you should go? I love being not beautiful.